First up we have Google Baby Grows

Baby Grows

baby grows and stuff

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ZAR 25.00Price:

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If that isn’t your thing what about a new website?

Website

look a website… no it’s not for sale

Seriously no sale...

Price: ZAR 1,000,000.00
ZAR 900,000.00Price:

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Or failing everything then flowers are always a winner

Flowers

A variation of flowers…

You should be able to select your variety below.. or on the side..

What Type: Daisy Roses Daffodil Lilly

ZAR 15.00Price:

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Gallery

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Okay how’s this for a front page idea?

Basically all I am doing is showing the latest post you make so you can change it as often as you like and add in your own images

You could then showcase products and link to them however you want or change quotes and all that?

Does all that make sense?

So if it’s mothers day then we can suggest you head on over to our flowers by clicking on the flowers below

for a mere R2345 for each petal

Or how about a Springbok Baby Grow for the Tri-Nations for R2.50

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
Penicillin.

Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don’t have balls to scratch.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she’s been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me…’

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%..
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women
who can handle the truth!

A scary view into our future

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But to be fair they do strike fear in my heart

Overworked?

IQ tests should be mandatory before becoming a parent